During the June Social time, Anne Marie honored all the men in the Chapter for Father's Day for being good influences and presented all men with a screwdriver. The Top 6 Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say: 6. “Well, how ‘bout that? I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for directions.” 5. “You know Pumpkin, now that you’re thirteen, you’ll be ready for un-chaperoned car dates. Won’t that be fun?” 4. “Here’s a credit card and the keys to my new car. Go crazy!!!” 3. “Well, I don’t know what’s wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies—ya know—that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.” 2. “Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.” And the number one thing you’ll never hear a dad say: 1. “What do I want for Father’s Day? Aahh—don’t worry about that. It’s no big deal.” (actually they might say this, but they don’t mean it). |
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During our May social, we honored all the women in the Chapter for making a difference in the lives of those around them.
Anne Marie read a short tribute to Mother's by Dana Chau: - My mother taught me RELIGION: When I spilled grape juice on the carpet, she instructed, "You better pray that stain will come out!" - My mother taught me how to be DECISIVE: When she said, "Because I said so, that’s why." - My mother taught me FORESIGHT: "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident." - My mother taught me IRONY: "Just keep laughing and I’ll give you something to cry about." - My mother taught me about STAMINA: "You’ll sit there ’til all that spinach is finished." - My mother taught me about WEATHER: "It looks as if a tornado swept through your room." - My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION: "Stop acting like your father!" - My mother taught me about APPRECIATION: "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have a wonderful Mom like you do!" - My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE: "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." Thank you to all the influential women in our Chapters! You are worth much more than 100 Grand! |